(Comedians' World)
Hello, everyone.
I'm Jeong Beomgyun of Comedians' World.
There are many types of comedians in Korea.
What kind of world do handsome
and pretty comedians live in?
Let's see the world of attractive comedians.
Hello, ma'am.
Hey.
- Where's the boss? / - Hey.
Don't even talk about him.
Give me some alcohol.
What would you like?
What I always drink.
Aged at a low temperature by a master...
Amazing flavor...
- White sparkling... / - Here's your rice wine.
This stuff is the best.
Please stop drinking.
You're drunk.
Hey!
What is it to you?
What is it to me?
I actually...
Love you.
I love you!
What?
I used to love you.
- Where's Sora? / - You're drunk.
I knew you two would be together.
Oh, no...
How dare you two betray me?
Ma'am, hide behind me.
Boss, let's fight.
That's dangerous!
I'll be fine.
Bring it on.
What the... Where'd he go?
How far is he going to run?
Hey!
Get over here!
Those were the attractive comedians.
How about ambiguous comedians
that aren't too attractive or ugly?
Their comedy is all about effort and more effort.
Let's see the world of comedians that try hard.
I'd better get ready to open the bar.
Hello, ma'am.
Are you alone? Where's the boss?
Don't ask me that. Give me what I kept here.
Sure.
- Here you go. / - What the...
No bar snack?
The cook hasn't come in yet.
Would you like these at least?
- Fine. / - These are...
Almonds from overseas.
- They're delicious. / - What's going on?
There's nothing in here!
What are you talking about? There's plenty.
Don't try to blame me.
- You look pretty when you laugh. / - Really?
Never mind.
- Just tell me that I'm pretty. / - Hey, Min.
- Min. / - Hello, boss.
Why are you two together?
- Excuse me? / - Hey.
Jerk...
Tie him up!
- Boss... / - No...
- I wouldn't go after your girl, boss. / - Shut it!
- It's a misunderstanding, boss. / - It is.
What nonsense.
Put him in a sack...
- And toss him into the sea. / - No, boss!
- You'll regret it! / - Don't!
I will not...
I almost regretted it!
Come out of there.
I'll free you.
I bet you were shocked.
Slowly. One step at a time.
What about me?
Stay still!
Let's go. You're very pretty.
- Be comfortable. / - He's gone now.
Those were the comedians that try hard.
Lastly, we have big, large, enormous comedians.
What if they acted out the previous situation?
Let's see the world of big comedians.
Hello, ma'am.
Why are you stumbling?
Are you very drunk?
My high heels keep bending.
Have a seat.
Bring me what I kept here.
Sure. You kept these here...
Chicken...
Chicken, chicken...
More chicken...
And chicken.
Why aren't you here with the boss?
Why did you come alone?
Do you eat 5 chickens between 2 people?
I didn't think of that.
You're pathetic.
Why are you drinking when you can't drink?
Please stop. You'll get drunk.
I'm not drunk!
You're giving me food?
You're drunk.
I am not drunk!
I'm just full.
You're full?
She must be wasted.
I'll take you home, ma'am.
- You're very drunk. / - What are you doing?
- Get on my back. / - No!
I don't want to!
What are you two doing?
Boss!
How dare you go after my girl?
- No... / - Hey.
Make them kneel.
Yes, boss.
On your knees!
What are you doing?
- Sorry, boss. / - Sorry, boss.
- Hold it... / - Get it together!
Tie them both to the wall.
- Get over here! / - Why are you doing this?
Come here...
Tie them up tight.
- Boss. / - You'll both starve to death here.
- Let's go. / - Yes.
- No! / - Hold on...
Bring those too.
Yes, boss.
No!
- Chicken! / - My chicken!
(Let It Be)
Our chief is infamous among the employees
but he seems to act especially
good to me.
For me...
I don't have great qualifications
and I don't really get results.
What does he like about me?
- Mr. Song. / - Yes.
This is my project.
- You do it for me. / - Yes, sir.
Very good!
I found what he likes.
The top of my head, the top of my head...
The part of me he hates the most
is the back of my head.
- You can't go home! / - Yes, sir.
Very good.
I met my friends that are all employed.
We all complained about our bosses.
Wow...
A boss that uses abusive language...
A boss that makes you drink every day...
A boss that makes you do his work
and never pays for a meal...
That sounds tough.
What are you looking at me?
The full package, the full package...
Having the chief as our boss
is a huge shame.
Goodness...
Thank you for coming to
my father's 70th birthday party.
You didn't have to come.
Why did you?
I don't see Assistant Manager No.
He must be busy.
Chief!
I ran in case I'd be late.
I shouldn't miss this.
You didn't have to come.
We're family.
Some money...
- Assistant Manger No! / - Chief!
Eat as much as you want today!
Come on in!
Who is this?
My family.
Big family, big family...
You brought 12 people and you only paid...
$30.
$50 for friends and $30 for acquaintances.
Our department's results weren't as
good as the other department again.
The chief is really angry.
Everyone get together!
We pulled all-nighters for a month
and even worked weekends.
What does the other department have
that we lack?
Sleep, sleep...
Let's all try to beat...
Falling asleep.
Goodness, you guys...
You all didn't eat lunch because
I'm treating you all at the work party.
It's on me so eat plenty of
beef ribs today.
Since we're a family.
Come on in!
Big family, big family...
If you're uncomfortable, I'll tell them to leave.
Eat up.
Eat up!
Everyone, hang in there.
Everyone, smile.
Even if you're tired and down, smile.
(Bad Mothers)
These brats stole from other students.
I'm going to really give the mothers
a talking to today.
Teacher, are you there?
Hello, Sangeun's mom.
- Have a seat. / - Hello.
So why did you call me in?
Sangeun stole from another student.
Why are you crying?
- It's unfair... / - That won't help.
Where are you going during the counseling?
Goodness!
This was a horror special.
A horror special...
Method!
Have a seat.
- It's me, Manager Yu. / - Oh, it's you...
Have a seat! That's not important now.
Sangeun stole from another student
and it wasn't just once.
Teacher.
Stop bad-mouthing Sangeun.
If you keep doing that I'm going to destroy you!
You think you're so great?
You're not funny at all and you're totally ugly!
Are you going to say,
"This is acting like a villain?"
This is the truth.
What was that?
Check to see when he'll be funny.
He'll never be funny.
Shut it. I'm funnier than you are.
- You lost. / - Next is Yungi's mom.
Kiyul.
It's me. Your first love.
Please stop it. People will misunderstand.
I have a girlfriend.
A girlfriend?
You'll end up breaking up.
Why? We're going to go eat later.
Listen up. I'll tell you.
You'll go eat with your girlfriend and say,
"Honey, what do you want?"
"Carbonara."
Then you say...
"I want carbonara too.
2 carbonaras please."
"Let's break up!"
Why?
If she ordered a white one you should order
a red one! Is this a cafeteria?
Let's have some variety!
Who cares what we eat?
Then what kind of beverage will you order?
For a drink?
2 colas...
One colas and one lemon soda.
Let's break up!
Why? I ordered two different things!
Carbonated beverages are fattening!
You should've ordered a grapefruit-ade.
That's fattening too.
- Not as much. / - Why?
Because grapefruit is a fruit.
Oh, come on!
We only eat Korean food so it doesn't matter.
Korean food?
You'll still break up.
What is it this time?
You'll get in your car to drive your girlfriend home.
Your girlfriend starts to open the window and
you say, "Honey. I turned on
the air conditioning in case you were hot."
And then you roll up the window.
Then your girlfriend says,
"Let's break up!"
Why?
She farted.
How can you roll up the window when she farted?
You want to turn the car into a gas chamber?
Gas, gas... Gas!
Geez...
- Next is Hyeoncheol's mom... / - Teacher!
It's nice to be out thanks to my son.
Prison guard.
Why don't you uncuff me while I get counseling?
If you try anything you'll get a longer sentence.
Don't worry about such things.
Go ahead.
Hyeoncheol stole from other students.
I know your situation isn't that good but please...
- Pay more attention to your kid... / - Don't worry.
I'm getting ready to start a new job
for my son once I'm released.
What is it?
I've always been good at acting.
And I'm a 3rd degree black belt in taekwondo,
and a 3rd degree black belt in hapkido.
You'll use these skills and
become an action star.
Hit my hand.
That really hurt!
I didn't hit you that hard...
It's broken now!
You can't threaten to hurt yourself.
You guessed right.
Is that what you want to do?
I'm going to write this in the family newsletter.
Look here, teacher! You don't have the basics
down and you're acting all high and mighty.
Who holds a pen like that?
Everyone holds it like this. How should you hold it?
Like this!
Who holds it like that?
You have to stay alert so that
the opponent gang doesn't get you.
That's in your world.
Why?
Everyone has experienced this.
You get on a cab to go home
and the driver ended up
being the enemy gang's boss.
He looks in the rear-view mirror and says,
"Long time no see, Queen Bee."
That's happened! That's when you...
- That has never happened! / - Why not?
This has happened to everyone.
You help an old lady with her luggage but,
she leads you to an alley with 30 members of
the enemy gang waiting for you!
Suddenly, the old lady stands up straight,
takes her wig off and says,
"Long time no see, Queen Bee."
That's about your scary world!
Things are really serious right now!
Teacher, what's more serious is that
this counseling is interfering
with my schedule.
Manager.
Is this the best you could do?
Do your job properly!
Goodness! Oh, no!
What's wrong?
This is a broadcast accident.
Counseling is so hard!
(Nami and Bungbung)
They're back in 2015.
Nami and Bungbung!
When it's night again...
I don't want to be alone.
- Hey, Bungbung. / - What?
I went to a really reliable fortune teller this weekend.
- Yeah. / - And?
I didn't say anything...
- And she got everything right. / - Really?
- Yeah. / - What did she get right?
- I'll tell you. / - Yeah.
That I'm an only daughter,
that I only have female friends
and that I always...
Get dumped by men, don't have a boyfriend
and can't get married?
How did you know?
Everyone here but you knows that.
Really? Did you all know?
How did you know?
- Sangmin. / - Yeah.
My girlfriend is coming here.
- Huh? So is mine. / - Really?
- Yeah. / - Let's introduce them to each other.
- Okay. / - Great. Hold on.
- She's almost here. I'll go get her. / - Go ahead.
- Honey! Honey! / - Honey!
- Honey! / - Honey!
- I missed you... / - Honey.
- Yes? / - You're cheating on me?
- Jerk. / - What?
- Somi, it's not like that. / - You're cheating?
Don't call me!
Sangho! Sangho!
My girlfriend wants to break up with me!
Let's not be born as twins in the next live.
What did you do? What happened?
Break it up! Break it up!
It's the time you love! Bungbung time!
When couples eat, they feed each other.
- When singles eat, they ask for some. / - No!
Hey, hey.
Stop singing songs like this.
Why not?
- Well today there is... / - What?
Someone you like again?
- Your ideal type? / - How did you know?
You say that in every episode.
- It's for real this time. / - Who is it?
This guy in front.
Geez...
- In the white shirt? / - Yeah.
Please stand up.
Stand up.
He's tall.
Can you please step up on stage? Give him a hand.
Did you have a nightmare last night?
He's really handsome.
Goodness...
Nami has something to tell you.
He's handsome...
- You watch our show, right? / - Yes.
You're my ideal type.
So I prepared this.
I'll knock this down.
But if it gets back up
you have to date me.
Is this a roly poly that will bounce back up?
No!
It does!
I'll start right away!
1, 2, 3!
What the...
What was that?
- Wait! Wait! / - Go back to your seat!
It's over.
(Tour Guides)
Owner.
I'm angry!
Why are you so angry?
- Listen up. / - Yes.
The air conditioning on the bus smelled like a rag.
So then...
It smelled fishy...
That's why I'm angry!
I want a refund!
It feels like I understand but I actually don't.
What did the guides do
to get so many complaints?
How annoying...
I'm more annoyed!
How annoying!
So annoying...
Wonhyo.
We keep getting complaints because
you act so annoyed.
I took them shopping in Dongdaemun to shop.
But they keep asking me ridiculous questions.
What did they ask you?
They asked me the price.
What's wrong with that?
They asked me how much Dongdaemun is!
What?
They wanted to buy Dongdaemun.
And they kept making ridiculous requests.
Like what?
They said they'd buy Dongdaemun in cash
so they should get a discount.
And since they're buying Dongdaemun
they should get Namdaemun for free.
What kind of nonsense is that?
Okay, so that sounded annoying.
Why'd you get annoyed when you went to
eat king-sized pork cutlets?
They kept asking me
ridiculous questions at the restaurant. So annoying...
What did they ask you?
They asked me which king the
pork cutlet was named after.
They asked me all sorts of stuff in the car.
"Which king's ribs are the king-sized ribs from?
The right side or the left side?
Which king's feet are the king-sized pork hocks?
Is he flat-footed? What's his shoe size?"
They kept asking me stuff like that!
They asked me which Joseon king
was the king of rock and roll.
I couldn't believe my ears...
Leave if you're going to talk nonsense!
So annoying! Geez!
Not a single proper guide...
Eunyoung.
From these complaints it said you left the
Chinese tourists in the middle of Gangnam.
Where did you disappear to?
What are you doing?
What is it?
The Serengeti?
New employee interview?
To a plastic surgery clinic!
Goodness!
Why would you go to a plastic surgery
clinic in the middle of work?
What are you doing?
Why are you doing this?
Motor show?
Audition?
Botox! Botox!
Why would you get botox in the middle of work?
I said last time...
What is it? What is it?
Where are you going?
To get your jaw line shaved!
Go ahead!
Not a single proper guide... Geez...
Excuse me.
Are you hiring guides?
Not this guy again.
We're not hiring so leave.
Just for this interview
I got this makeup done for 3 hours.
I learned this Beijing opera speech
for a month in China.
How do you normally talk?
I forgot my original voice.
What are you talking about?
Let's just say your voice is like this.
Can't you remove that makeup?
Why are you wearing that?
I forgot my original face.
I lived like this for 2 weeks.
Just my luck...
Leave if you're going to lie.
I'm telling the truth.
I lived like this for 2 weeks.
I sent my kid to kindergarten every morning.
For real.
I even met his teacher.
I was so embarrassed.
If you were going to get that embarrassed
how did you come all the way here?
I took the bus.
I had to transfer in the middle.
Transfer.
And I sat comfortably in the back seat.
Didn't anyone say anything to you?
Nobody said anything.
But a dog said something.
Leave if you're going to be ridiculous!
I want to be a guide!
Not a single normal person!
(Beautiful Imprisonment)
Detective Seo.
Yes, chief.
It's the burglary in Singil.
You take this case.
Chief, I've told you a hundred times.
I can't take another case until I catch Kim Haneul.
It's been years already.
Just give up.
Just you wait and see!
I'm going to catch him myself.
Chief...
I'll take that case.
Okay.
Hey.
You'll never catch him.
Snap out of it!
Geez... Let's go.
Kim Haneul...
Where are you?
Get in there.
Get in there!
Get off me!
Shut your mouth and stay still.
Kim Haneul?
Detective Seo?
What happened?
I've been waiting so long to catch you.
How did you get caught by someone else?
I'm sorry.
I...
I heard you were addicted to shopping
so I went undercover as
an employee at a department store for a year.
But...
You...
You're addicted to the shopping network.
Detective Seo.
Drop it.
Kim Haneul is my culprit now.
He's not your culprit.
Sit down!
Kim Haneul.
Date of birth.
Yes...
- 1983... / - February 18.
Aquarius.
Address.
Yeouido Villa...Yeongdeungpo, Seoul...
Building 2, 301.
If you open the front door
it always smells like lavender.
Where are you looking?
Give your testimony on all
the crimes you committed.
Yes.
It was March 18, 2009.
The day Haneul cut my cuffs and ran away.
Detective Seo...
Haneul...
Detective Seo!
Just stop it.
See these cuffs?
These cuffs are mine!
So please give it up!
I want to!
But...
In here...
It's telling me to give up.
But here...
This won't let me!
You sit down.
I bet you're hungry.
Let's eat first.
Blood sausage soup is fine, right?
Yes.
Two bowls of blood sausage soup.
One with just blood sausages.
Haneul can't eat the organs.
Detective Seo...
Haneul...
Geez...
Detective Seo!
Detective Seo.
I, Ryu Geunji, am here to turn myself in.
Ryu Geunji.
Just wait.
Haneul.
I'll write your report better. Come back to me.
Detective Seo!
You stopped drawing my composite
to catch this petty criminal?
Excuse me.
Petty criminal?
That's going too far!
Hey.
How much is the reward on your head?
- $5,000. / - Is that it?
Mine is $30,000!
I have 7 priors for pickpocketing.
I'm a bank robber!
Stop it, both of you!
Okay, Geunji.
If you want to get caught,
I'll introduce you to a better detective than me.
Detective Oh.
Yes, Detective Seo.
Ryu Geunji?
I saw you on the wanted list.
Hey.
You look a lot better than your sketch.
Let's go.
Let me go!
I don't feel like getting caught now.
Detective Seo.
If you change your mind
come to the bank near here.
I'll be robbing it.
- Hey! Hey! / - Haneul.
I only have you now.
- So come to me... / - Detective Seo!
What are you doing?
Why are you being such a loser?
- Please snap out of it! / - Freeze!
Haneul... Haneul...
I knew it.
I knew you had a different culprit.
Haneul, listen to me.
I don't want to hear your excuses!
Give me your car key. Now!
Okay.
I'm going to become worse now.
- Haneul... / - Haneul!
Detective Kim.
How could you give the culprit your car key?
Detective Seo.
My car...
Has a dead battery.
Go catch him...
Before I change my mind.
Haneul.
I'm going to catch you!
Haneul!
(Atomic Pride)
Hello, viewers.
Hong Hwon, Choi Jaewon, Jeong Haecheol,
An Somi, Kim Huiwon,
Yang Seonil, Jang Giyeong, Lee Sanghun,
Seo Taehun and Jung Myunghun
are all in Atomic Pride with me.
What am I doing?
Everyone only knows
Atomic Pride for me.
These people are in this skit too!
What's the point? If you type in Atomic Pride
only I'll show up in the search engine.
This kind of pointless men's pride shows up
differently before and after marriage.
We'll show you when a man is dating.
The weather is great at Hangang!
Right, honey?
Is that heavy? Want some help?
No, I can carry it by myself.
Aren't I the best?
Yeah!
Next is a married man.
Wow...
Hangang sure is great!
Hurry up, honey!
Geez!
Is it heavy?
Want some help?
You could've asked sooner!
Aren't I the best husband?
Geez!
- Honey. / - Yeah?
- Ta-da. / - Wow.
I packed food for you.
I made it myself.
Isn't it good? Which tastes the best?
All of it.
Goodness... Eat up.
- Honey. / - Yeah?
I packed some food for us.
- Really? / - I made it myself. Want to see?
- Let's see. / - Here.
- 3 layers. / - What's this?
I packed a lot, right?
Eat it all.
I guess you like it.
What tastes the best?
- The water. / - What?
The next time we go out
let's just order food.
Geez!
So many people are exercising here.
- Yeah. / - Watch out, honey!
Are you okay?
That startled me.
Don't get hurt.
If you get hurt, I'll feel hurt.
Oh, come on...
So many people are exercising here...
Watch out!
- Goodness! / - Are you okay?
Yeah.
You can't get hurt.
Goodness...
If you get hurt...
Who will do the laundry, cooking and cleaning?
It won't be me!
Geez!
- That hurt! / - Gosh!
Honey.
Yeah?
I love you.
What?
I love you.
What?
I love you.
- Oh, come on. / - Guess what I said.
Goodness! I don't know, you dummy!
- Honey. / - Yeah?
What?
That stinks!
- Guess what I ate? / - Oh, gosh!
Geez!
Honey, did you have fun today?
- Yeah. / - I'll drive you home.
Thanks.
It won't start.
Oh, no...
Don't worry. I'll fix it.
- You trust me, right? / - Of course.
Come on, honey. Let's go home.
You still won't help me carry this!
Hurry and get in!
You good-for-nothing...
What's with this thing?
Why isn't it starting? Is it busted?
Yeah...
- What are you looking at? / - Huh?
- Push! / - What?
Get out and push!
- Geez! / - Stop hitting me!
This is what I meant.
A married man's pointless pride.
They say married men are off the market.
You may not know it but so am I.
I'm out of jokes.
I have none left.
I have no more jokes left.
I wish the other cast members would come out.
Moving on, a man's atomic pride
shows up more clearly when we see the
difference between men and women.
This is for women.
- Somi. / - Yeah?
What song should we sing?
- An exciting one. / - Yeah?
Let's see...
This one should be exciting.
Hey, wait.
Should we sing that?
- They're singing a good one next door. / - Right?
I love that song.
Next is for men.
- What should we sing? / - Good question.
A ballad?
A dance song?
What should we sing?
Hold on.
There are girls.
Let's join them.
We'll hit on them.
Moving on, this is when women are on a trip.
It's great to be on a trip with just us girls.
- Great weather too. / - Yeah, it's great.
- Yeah. / - Let's ride...
The banana boat, the peanut boat,
grill some meat
and set off fireworks!
That makes me so excited thinking about it!
My hat...
- Doesn't that sound like fun? / - Let's go.
Next is for men.
Isn't it great being on a trip with girls?
Sure.
I'm going to ride the banana boat, peanut boat,
grill some meat and set off fireworks.
Get your head in the game!
We didn't come here for that.
Remember what our goal is, okay?
Let's get the booze out!
This has been Atomic Pride. Thank you.
(Wiggle Wiggle)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Hey.
Yeonggil.
Aren't eyes usually round-shaped?
Of course. Why do you ask?
Then how come the women looking at us...
Have eyes that are heart-shaped?
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
They say men cry just 3 times in their lives.
When?
- When they're born. / - And?
- When their parents die. / - And?
When their mirror cracks.
Boo-hoo, boo-hoo, boo-hoo.
Hey.
Did you hear?
When God made Gang Dongwon,
he made him with 3 spoonfuls of handsomeness
Then what about me?
You?
For you...
This much handsomeness.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Wow.
Isn't this too much? Should I give some out?
No. I'm going to keep it for myself.
You're so greedy.
Sanghun.
Yeah?
What's been the easiest thing for you in your life?
Me?
Controlling women?
Is that possible?
Sure. Want to see?
In exactly 5 seconds from now
you'll hear the women here scream.
I...
Shaved my arm pits!
See?
You are all my puppets.
(I'm a Killer)
- Mr. Song. / - Yes, sir.
It sure is nice to be near the water...
- In this hot weather. / - Yes, sir.
I'm sure no killers
will come all the way here.
Don't worry, sir. I'll protect you.
- I trust you, Mr. Song. / - Yes, sir.
- We're... / - Brothers...
- And killers. / - Red, Yellow and Blue.
- We have... / - The best...
Teamwork.
Our youngest brother that's the cutest...
Will disguise as woman and seduce him...
And finish him off.
Let's do this.
Go ahead.
Your hair!
What is this?
We failed.
- Come on! / - Hairy girls are pretty.
- Mr. Song. / - Yes.
Did you see a hairy woman there?
- No. / - It's a good thing you didn't.
I'm also a killer.
My mission today is to
pretend to be a skin scuba instructor
and finish him off.
Here I go.
Sir.
Would you like me to teach you how to skin scuba?
I can do that here?
- Of course. / - Sure.
I got him.
- I'll get your oxygen tank. / - Okay.
I've always wanted to try this.
I should learn.
Here we go...
Here.
Wait, wait...
Wait.
What's that?
An oxygen tank.
An oxygen tank?
Anyone can see that it says LPG.
- L for life. Pig. / - What?
- A pig's life. / - A pig's life?
Come on!
How can I take this into the water?
It's better if you go into a fire.
That would be even more dangerous!
Get this out of here!
I failed.
What are you glaring at? Take this!
Why are you glaring?
Mr. Song.
What would happen if I took that gas tank?
Pork cutlet.
- Order some. / - Yes, sir.
I'm a killer.
I'll seduce him with my beauty and finish him off.
I'll pretend to go swimming
and seduce him with my sexiness. Here I go.
I should stretch before I swim.
1, 2...
3, 4...
Time to swim now.
Excuse me.
Don't be like that. Excuse me...
- I don't have time. / - That's not what I mean!
Are you very angry?
Are you furious?
- I'm in a great mood. / - You are?
Yes.
Then I'm really sorry but...
Can we take a selfie together?
What a hassle...
Just once.
Okay. I'll probably get a million likes.
- Here. / - Wait...
Who's that really rude looking girl?
That's you.
- Me? / - Yes, this is you.
Goodness! My face!
I'll get so many likes.
- Are you crazy? / - Hey!
Delete that!
Why'd you smash my phone?
I failed.
Geez...
Mr. Song.
My phone is all busted.
- You have nobody to call you anyway. / - Right.
Get rid of it.
- We're... / - Brothers...
- And killers. / - Red, Yellow and Blue.
- We won't... / - Fail...
This time.
We'll float this helium balloon...
Filled with fatal poison powder towards him...
Pop the balloon with a crossbow
and finish him off.
Let's do this.
Fly them...
- Grab it! / - Hey!
Mr. Song.
Did you hear something burst?
That was me.
Bursting with laughter?
Alright. Stop it!
- I'm sorry. / - Geez...
That fatty sure is persistent.
This time I'll pretend to give him a life vest
and finish him off.
Here I go.
Sir.
Would you like to borrow a life vest?
Sure.
I got him.
You need to swim with a life vest these days.
- Yes. / - Here.
- You need one. / - Here I come.
Yes.
Please help me.
Why must I help you carry a life vest?
Hold it...
Goodness! What is this again?
- A life vest. / - This is?
What is this? How do I put this on?
You put it on and go in the water.
Wearing this?
If I go in the water wearing this
I won't come back out.
Don't worry. You'll float.
I'm sure I will. Up to heaven.
Get this out of here!
I failed.
- Please help me. / - Forget it! Get out of here.
Mr. Song.
What would happen if I wore that and went in?
A lot of water would overflow.
- So I could've worn it. / - Yes.
Gosh...
I won't fail twice.
This time I'll seduce him with this boat
and finish him off. Here I go.
Goodness... The sunshine.
I should put on some tanning oil.
I wish someone would
oil up my legs.
It sounds like she's asking me.
Would you like me to help you?
Thank you.
I'm the one who should be thankful.
Please get my legs...
Thank you.
Would you like to...
Go on this boat...
Goodness! Are you okay?
Wait...
Are you okay?
- You did put on a lot of oil. / - Wait...
You put a lot on.
Hold on...
Come out.
Oops!
- Okay. / - Please hold me.
Okay, okay. Come out.
Goodness!
- I can't hold you. / - Hold on...
Come out from there.
Hold on...
Come on out. There.
- I'm up! / - Wait!
Mr. Song, help me!
Yes, sir.
Come this way.
No...
(Stockholm Syndrome)
Yunho, I think I caught a cold.
- Can you give me your jacket? / - Here.
Thanks.
- Suji. / - Yes?
Are you cold?
- Yes. / - Want to feel warm?
How?
Clean up.
Move around!
Move around and you won't feel cold! Freeloaders!
- Hurry and clean! / - Freeze!
What is this?
- What the... Get away! / - Goodness...
Get away!
Stop fighting amongst yourselves!
Put the money in the bag!
She'll be suspicious if I don't pick up.
Keep quiet!
Hey, honey. Where am I?
I'm at karaoke with my friends.
You don't believe me?
Wow, looks like you've partied before!
Try to get 100 points!
See?
Got to go.
Hey, hey.
Where were you running too?
I wasn't running away.
Then what?
Can we get 10 extra minutes?
Why would you act that out?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- And you. / - Yes?
Your acting was great!
Wow...
How is your voice so pretty unlike how you look?
That was a total twist.
Want to hear a bigger twist?
What?
I have a boyfriend.
- Down on all fours. / - What?
Don't lie to me!
He caught me...
You were lying.
She'll go nuts if I don't pick up...
Hey, mom.
Yeah.
I'm not causing trouble.
Where am I?
I'm on my way to a club
in Itaewon for my friend's birthday.
There are so many foreigners in Itaewon.
Itaewon freedom. I love Korea.
Club dance! Club dance!
You don't believe me?
You do something.
What the mother father?
Are you crazy?
One, two, three!
Oh...
You want to die?
Some foreigners are fighting!
I have to go, mom.
- Hey! / - Goodness!
Where were you running to?
I wasn't running away.
Then what?
They wouldn't let me in the club.
You don't know anything...
Hey!
I can totally relate.
It felt like seeing myself!
My friend!
- Down on all fours. / - Why?
Don't cross the line!
- You. / - Yes?
You were great!
- Acting like a foreigner? / - No.
As the security guard in front of the club.
It was great!
I almost gave you my ID.
Get table 3 out of here.
Amazing.
You did the club dance?
Yes.
That was...
Terrible!
This was supposed to be Itaewon.
Not Insadong! You did the mask dance!
What was that?
Don't you know club dances?
I'll break it down for you by the era.
In the 1990s it was the retro dance.
Then in the 2000s it was techno.
Then it went to the millstone dance.
- Right, right! / - And...
- I remember that. / - In 2010...
- What is it? / - The shuffle.
- He's good. / - And in 2015...
What's the big hit dance for this year?
What is it?
Wiggle, wiggle.
Your dancing was great!
Wow...
Let's make a skit with this, Sanghun. It'll be a hit.
- Down on all fours. / - Why?
It's not a hit yet!
- I didn't do a single commercial! / - Really?
Get over here.
- Why? / - Park Sungkwang, starting now...
You get a new title in your name.
A new title?
The late Park Sungkwang.
- Hey! / - No!
My mom wants to video chat.
- A video chat... / - It's an Itaewon club.
Itaewon club.
Hey, mom.
I'm in a club in Itaewon.
A club...
- Yeah... / - How nice.
I'm at a club in Itaewon.
Why aren't there any foreigners?
There is a foreigner.
Here.
See the guy in dread locks?
The foreigner is dancing.
What?
Why is everyone in the club so ugly?
Well...
- Security is dragging him out! / - Ugly guy is out.
I have to dance. Bye.
Hey!
That was great!
- Thank you! / - Not you guys. You.
Acting like a foreigner was great!
- You fooled me too! / - Really?
Can you show me that soulful acting again?
- No... / - Again?
Nice!
Hey! What are you doing?
Hey!
What are you doing?
Don't do that!
- Hey! / - I won't get it on your face.
Not my face!
Wow...
What is this?
I can't tell the mop from the face!
Amazing!
Hey!
I can't just sit still when you guys helped me.
Alright. One of three of you
is out of here.
- Who wants to go? / - I want to go.
I really want to go...
The manager.
Goodness...
It doesn't have to be me...
I guess I have no choice.
I guess I'm out of here. Please let me go.
- You're out of here. / - Bye.
Die, the late Park Sungkwang!
No! I don't want to go!
Yeah? Then you're with me until the end!
Save me!
(Fools in Space)
- Byungchul. / - Yes, professor.
Preparing docking.
- Must we do it like this? / - Start.
Yes, sir.
Toothpaste docking start.
You're docking too fast!
Confirm location!
Location confirmed!
Docking!
Docking failed!
What was that? It stings!
Preparing to dock again!
- It stings! / - Docking again!
- Docking failed. / - Come on!
You can't just get it on here?
You could've just done that yourself.
I just wanted to get in the mood.
Geez, that stings!
You have snot coming out.
Delta, Delta. Come in. Come in.
This is the control center...
I'm Jung...
The reception isn't good so it keeps cutting off.
Control center, speak up. What is it?
Professor, we got new plates for you
to use in space.
Which of these do you prefer?
It has been inconvenient...
The one on the right.
- Good eyes. / - Yeah.
- Professor, this plate... / - Yeah.
- Jerk, jerk, jerk... / - I have a good eye.
- Jerk, jerk, jerk... / - An eye for quality.
It sounds like he's cursing!
Enjoy.
- Enjoy what? You did that on purpose! / - No...
- It's the plate. / - Ding-dong.
Delivery!
Goodness...
We got a delivery.
What's that?
It's better when eaten hot...
- Tube pizza. / - Tube pizza...
What is this?
What are you doing with that?
Just trying to get in the mood.
It's not like the real thing at all.
Don't you have some proper pizza?
You know what I mean!
You go into the pizza place and sit down.
The part-timer kneels by your table and says,
"Hello, sir.
Today's recommended sets
are the space set, the like set, the couple set
and the family set.
You can use a discount card, service provider card
and point card."
Then I say intensely,
"I don't want to order anything."
Then my girlfriend orders.
Then when you look towards the kitchen
they're adding toppings on the pizza dough.
You shouldn't add the toppings like that.
You should do it like this.
Some thinly sliced ham...
What a show-off!
There! Okay, okay...
The pizza is here.
Then I'll cut it.
Okay, okay.
Why are you cutting my hand!
Just hold still.
I lift up a slice...
Cheese, cheese...
The cheese is dripping!
Why'd you pull my tongue out?
- Okay, okay. / - Just hold still! I'll give you one.
Open up.
Don't you have something like this?
I asked the space station to send us
ingredients for pizza.
Okay, okay.
This is Gamma.
I'm coming with your supplies.
Hey!
Are you bringing the pizza ingredients?
Yes, I am.
Hurry up!
Yes, sir...
Here are the pickles,
the topping and the dough.
Wait...
What about cola?
I didn't bring cola.
We need cola with pizza.
Why didn't you bring any?
Just eat it without cola...
Where'd he go?
You had thrusters.
You rascal!
Stop it. No more.
- Let's see... This is the dough? / - Yes.
They toss it on TV.
- Let me try. / - It's hard.
- It's really hard. / - I think I can do it.
- It's kind of slippery... / - You can't do it...
This is fun.
It hit him and he's flying away!
Give it to me!
Why'd you do that?
I didn't know he'd fly away!
Delta, Delta. Come in.
Professor, your wife is here to see you.
- Really? / - Yes.
- Honey, it's me! / - Yeah.
Honey!
- Yeah... / - Goodness, honey.
I got my hair done. What do you think?
- I think it paused. / - Don't touch it.
Why?
- She looks prettier like this. / - What?
It looks pretty?
Yeah, it's pretty.
I heard we moved. Did it go well?
Sure.
Seunghwan helped me. He made it easy.
- Thank you. / - Of course. My pleasure.
Oh, I forgot.
I should've shown you my gratitude.
Take this.
- That's okay. / - Take it.
- No... / - Take it.
- I'm going to leave if you do this. / - Take it.
- Give it to him. / - Take it...
Take, take...
Don't force him to take it!
Just go home!
I'll give it to you tomorrow, Seunghwan.
What was that?
He helped her move.
That felt weird...
This is Gamma.
Professor, I baked the pizza.
You baked it?
- Yes. / - You should've done that from the start.
Hurry up!
Yes, sir.
Here.
- Pizza! / - Wow.
That looks great!
- Hey. / - What?
Come inside so you don't fly away.
Very good.
If you're holding it
and you fly away
you'll eat this all by yourself!
- Oh, no! Professor! / - What is it?
I got something in my eye.
Please blow on it hard.
You're trying to fly away and eat that.
You can't fool me!
Oh, no!
- Get ready! / - Thrusters!
More! More!
No!
Got it!
Where'd he go?
- Hey! / - He's rolling away!
Oh, no!
(Say it! Yes or No)
Say it! Yes or no! Say it! Yes or no!
Hurray, Korea!
As you can see, we're all one.
We may have grown up in different environments
but we all have the same memories, experiences
and we have done the same things in our lives.
Now we will prove here that we are all one.
If you feel what we say is...
- Oh, that's true. / - Then it's "Yes."
- Come on. No way. / - Then it's "No."
Say it. Yes or no.
Say it! Yes or no! Say it! Yes or no!
We can be united through the way we eat.
- Let's eat dumpling! / - Sounds good!
Let's heat them up...
- I'm hungry. / - 2 minutes 30 seconds. Start.
Have you just stood here watching? Yes or no?
You don't know why you watch this
when you can just eat when it's done.
You've done this.
- Yes. / - It's all done now.
It's done.
- Hot! / - Hot!
Looks good.
Is it good?
- What? / - It's cold inside.
Has this happened? Yes or no?
- What is this? / - Yes or no?
Hot on the outside, cold on the inside.
What is this?
It's really hot on the outside.
- It's cold on the inside. / - This has happened.
This is when you eat cup noodles.
Time to eat cup noodles.
Here...
Have you torn it off like this? Yes or no?
- Yes or no? / - It's really annoying.
- You have. / - You have.
And that's not all.
It's okay. I'll just eat them.
- Has this happened? / - This has happened.
- It's really annoying. / - Anyway...
- You need some water. / - Yeah.
Dang it!
- What? / - I added cold water.
I knew you'd do that!
I'm going to enjoy mine...
What is it?
I didn't take out the soup mix out.
- Has this happened? / - It has.
- It has. / - It has.
Have you made a cone before?
You have.
I want to know who first invented this.
- That person is a genius. / - Yeah.
Is it good?
Has this happened?
What the...
I can't see!
Have your glasses ever fogged up?
This has happened to people that wear glasses.
- Yes. / - Yes.
- Now you're ready to eat. / - Kilee!
Looks good.
Let me get a bite.
There's always a friend like this. Here.
- Have some. / - Thanks.
Just a bite...
Stop eating!
- Do you have a friend like this? / - You do!
Say it! Yes or no! Say it! Yes or no!
Now we'll go back to our school days.
When you wear your school uniform...
Your pants...
When kids want to look cool these days...
Have you worn them like this?
Your pants...
Are very tight.
Very tight. They're very uncomfortable
but you wear it like this to look cool.
Now...
Your underwear comes off when you take them off.
Yes.
And your socks too.
They do this.
Did you tighten your pants too?
No, I'm just fat.
Sorry.
That's okay.
And...
Further back in the day, you wore your pants like...
Back in the day...
- Hip hop pants. / - That hip hop style.
You wore them baggy.
There's a point here.
This tack.
The tack!
- Because they sag down. / - You need a tack.
- You've done this. / - If you don't use this...
Your mom will say you wipe up the streets.
- She yelled at you. / - Yes.
Now we'll look at the teacher's fashion.
When we were younger our teachers...
They carried a beating stick and they kept
fiddling with their hand. If you take a look...
They're acupressure balls.
They had these.
They always did.
All the time...
If they didn't have these, they used walnuts.
And they wear slippers
but not just normal ones.
Acupressure slippers.
They love acupressure.
And...
To complete the look...
Toe socks.
So confident. You've seen a teacher like this.
You have.
- You have. / - Yes.
This time...
We haven't mentioned the girls.
We'll unite the female students.
- The girls... / - This time...
For female students.
Female students...
They're a bit different.
They have their indoor look and outdoor look.
First...
This normal length is the indoor look.
But after school they make it the outdoor look.
- How? / - Just roll it up.
It's going up!
- It has to show the knees. / - They all do this.
- But seniors are a bit different. / - What do they do?
For seniors, something comes out from the inside.
Gym pants!
A special privilege for seniors.
It's best to be comfortable.
- They've given up on looking good. / - Right.
But this isn't it. For seniors...
They have a bun up here.
- This is a senior. / - A senior.
Anyone who looks like this is a high school senior.
They do this.
Everyone female student has experienced this.
They wear a small vest
that's not their size.
They wear this and stick their chest out.
- Have you seen a student like this? / - You have.
- You have. / - Yes.
When female students dress like this
the teacher at the front gate says...
Hey, let's go in.
Get over here.
Get over here, brats.
You dyed your hair.
It's naturally brown.
Have you said this?
- It's always the same excuse. / - Yes.
There's another one.
Hurry...
Get over here!
You brats...
You permed your hair.
I tied it and untied it.
Have you said this?
Lastly...
One day the teacher is dressed
very nice and tidy.
It's guaranteed the school inspector is coming...
- On a day like this. / - That's true.
- Yes. / - That's true.
Until the day all of Korea is one!
Say it! Yes or no!
Say it! Yes or no! Say it! Yes or no!
(Wiggle Wiggle 2)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Hey.
Have you heard?
What?
At plastic surgery clinics
people ask the doctor to make them
look like me.
Men do?
Women.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
I've agreed to date Shin Mina.
Hey.
You fool!
Don't let yourself go like that.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Wow.
What's with the pole?
Wow.
There.
That's good enough.
Let's do this.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Wow, wow.
Can you see me?
Where'd you go, Yeonggil?
Where'd you go?
Here!
You startled me!
You jokester.
The four character idiom...
"Miinbakmyeong."
What does it mean?
Don't you know?
It means...
The more beautiful you are, the sooner you die...
Wow!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
(Stubborn)
What's that?
Hair dye.
Now that it's summer I'm going to...
Dye my hair a bright color.
Good-bye.
- Hey, hey, hey! / - What? What? What?
You can't dye your hair at home. It'll stink.
Yeah, yeah. You smell like a widower.
What are you saying?
You can't dye your hair at home. It smells strong.
Yeah, yeah. Too bad for your face.
I'll only use half a bottle.
- I don't know about that! / - Yeah, yeah.
You can't. You'll stink up the apartment.
Yeah, yeah. It'll stink up the place.
Your body gets tired.
Late noodles get bloated.
Everyone knows you're fat.
What?
- I don't know about that! / - Yeah, yeah.
You can't. Think about it.
If you dye your hair blonde...
- Then your image will completely change. / - Yes.
Then people won't recognize you...
And think an outsider came in and get surprised.
- People won't recognize me? / - Yeah.
So if I take this hair dye home and day,
"Mom, I'm home." "Oh, hey."
Then I go into my room and dye my hair,
open the door and say, "Mom, how do I look?"
My mom says, "Who are you?"
"Mom, it's me."
"Who are you?"
My dad comes out... "What's all the ruckus?
Who are you?"
"It's me, dad!"
Then my pet dog
runs at me.
"Fido, you recognize me, right?"
Then he bites me! Then I come to you...
"Mister! My family doesn't recognize me!"
- Who are you? / - It's me!
- Oh, I know! / - Yes.
- Are you insane? / - Yes.
You're insane!
I can recognize you!
Stop it already!
Do you think I lived to be 100 to see this?
Fighting all the time... How pathetic...
I'm at such a loss for words I could die.
Someone's here.
What are you talking about? I don't see anyone.
- You don't? / - Nope.
I don't either.
I'm not afraid of the Grim Reaper now.
I go to church.
It's a fellow brother.
No, no, no!
I'm great at talking.
I've never lost an argument in my life.
That's good, sir.
There's someone I want to give a piece of my mind.
- Do it over the phone for me. / - Sure.
- He's good at arguing. / - Hello?
Hey, I have bad news, dude.
I can't meet you up tomorrow because
I have tons of work and I'm very very busy.
You know what I'm saying?
Shut up.
See that?
I handled him!
I put him in his place!
And that's not all.
I can talk very precisely and fast.
Then...
Try reading this tongue twister.
- Say it fast. / - No problem.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
I'm really good.
Then try reading this one.
- It's a bit long. / - I can do it.
Can you do this?
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
in a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
from a cheap chippy chopper on a big black block.
That's it.
Can you do this?
Yeah.
I don't think you're confident.
Silly Sally swiftly...
You got it wrong.
I got hair in my mouth.
I got one in my mouth suddenly.
Nice ad-lib.
- I can do it. / - A hair all of a sudden?
Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
Shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn't sleep
in a shack. Sheep should sleep in a shed.
See that?
See how precise my pronunciation was?
Go! Go! Bye!
Why is his pronunciation so precise?
If it wasn't, he'd be in his coffin.
What does that mean?
- I don't know about that! / - Yeah.
- You can't dye your hair at home. / - Wooil!
Seongdong!
I hear you're learning energy exercises.
You have great form.
He farted.
That stinks. He needs a colonoscopy.
Forget it. Stop it.
Stop it. What's that?
Hair dye.
I feel a generation gap between me and my kid.
So I'll dye my hair to look young.
Of course you should.
- That's the best way to close that gap. / - Yes.
- Hope it turns out good. / - Thanks.
Bye.
That's his catchphrase.
What was that?
- What? / - Why is it okay for him but not me?
He has a generation gap between him and his kid.
Then you have a kid too.
What?
Mister, let's not just angrily fight all the time.
- Let's laugh and talk. / - What are you saying?
Try laughing.
Laughing will make you handsome.
Geez...
Isn't that nice.
- Mister. / - Yeah.
- You like go, right? / - I love it.
- You can play on your phone these days. / - Yeah?
Sure. I'll download the app. Give me your phone.
Okay. Here.
How do you play?
- You go first. / - No...
- Then... / - How do I play?
- I'll give you a different gift. / - What?
- Aren't you very tired these days? / - I really am.
- This is the best for fatigue. / - What?
A health bracelet!
- Let me see your arm. / - Here.
- This works great... / - Here.
They don't work.
I still feel tired. They don't work at all.
Come on!
Then what do I do! I have to dye my hair!
- You want to that badly? / - Yes!
Then you should've said so sooner.
- What? / - He said it a hundred times.
Okay, okay.
But it's dirty if you get hair dye on your clothes.
- So take your shirt off. / - Yeah.
Got it.
But!
You have a disgusting body so
dye your hair after you make a six-pack.
Who makes six-pack abs
just to dye their hair?
- You can't then... / - Wooil!
- What is this? / - Seongdong!
What is this?
- Goodness... / - Wooil.
What's going on?
I have to dye my hair.
I should make my body like this to do that.
You're totally right.
You're quite a guy, Seongdong.
You have a killer body.
What the...
I said he has a nice body!
Not that I'm going to die!
You can't come out for this. Go, go.
Showing up all the time...
It makes me dizzy to death.
No, no. I don't get dizzy.
I have a great sense of balance. Watch.
I can balance this ball on my head
and stand like this all day.
I put it right here.
You have something on your stomach.
Where?
No, no, no.
I can balance a person on my head.
A person?
How will you do that?
You can do that?
- Get in the tub. / - Yes.
Not you.
Stand back.
I've prepared someone.
Who is it?
Get in.
Really?
In one go.
There. Let go.
Let go.
(No Big Difference)
No big difference. No big difference.
50 steps, 100 steps.
This, that.
Basically, it's the same.
No big difference. No big difference.
The Statue of Liberty.
Jo Kwon.
No big difference. No big difference.
Ronaldo.
Kim Heungguk.
No big difference. No big difference.
Bruce Lee.
This kangaroo.
No big difference. No big difference.
But not everything is so similar.
Park Seongho's one step back!
- One step back! / - One step back!
Worse than before.
- One step back! / - One step back!
When celebrities wear bridal makeup
Lee Nayoung looks pretty
and Rhee Minjung looks innocent but...
Shin Hyunjoon is one step back!
One step back!
No big difference.
A woman's weight.
A messenger app friend that deleted their account.
No big difference.
Huh?
You don't know.
No big difference. No big difference.
My dad's pants.
My girlfriend's SNS.
No big difference.
Huh?
Stop posting!
No big difference. No big difference.
No big difference in camping.
When families go camping these days
the kids can play in nature
and the moms get a nice break.
But?
It's really tough on the dads!
No big difference. No big difference.
Trying to pitch the tent
after arriving at the camp site...
They got here later than us
but their tent is pitched and they're having fun!
Something's wrong with the tent!
- I told you we need a new one! / - Oh, please!
This is...
No big difference. No big difference.
When trying to start a fire to cook...
They got here later than us but they grilled their meat
and they're all done eating!
There's something wrong with the grill!
- I told you we need a new one! / - Oh, please!
This is...
No big difference. No big difference.
I'm going to catch a fish and make fish stew.
They got here later than us but
they caught a huge fish and made
a tasty-looking fish stew!
You can't even catch a carp!
Something is wrong with the fishing pole!
Oh, please!
This is...
No big difference. No big difference.
Anyway...
Want to go camping at the mountain or the river?
For dads that ask this...
Listen carefully!
Kids prefer an amusement park.
No big difference. No big difference.
(R-Point)
This is R-Point.
157th day of isolation.
Our platoon is starting to go crazy.
- Your condition has gotten worse. / - I'm fine.
Medic!
Salute.
He hasn't gone crazy, right?
Yes, sir. He graduated at the top of his class
in medical school. He's a true elite.
Take a look at me.
Looking at the wound on your hand...
How is it?
What was it again?
In that old show "The Addams Family"
who was that bald guy?
Uncle Fester.
- What? / - Uncle Fester.
Yes, it's festering.
- It's festering! / - What's with him?
- He's an elite. / - Is that why?
- Hurry and treat me. / - Yes.
For a festering wound it's very simple...
How?
Oh, come on!
Why are you barking?
I'll tear it off like bark on a tree.
- Don't do that! / - Get over here.
I bet you're not a medic.
What are you?
I'm actually...
In the special forces.
This is the mark
that only the top 5 in the special forces get.
- That's right. / - I think it's time now.
I'll camouflage myself, infiltrate the enemy base
underwater and destroy them.
Can we trust this guy?
- Yes. / - We believe in you!
- Salute! / - Salute!
We just have to believe in him.
The enemy is coming! What will we do?
When is the rescue team getting here?
Are you boys okay?
Who are you?
I've never failed a rescue mission during my
30 years of service. I'm Colonel Yun Hanmin.
Colonel Yun, the enemy is coming!
Don't worry. We have a secret bunker here.
This is the bunker?
Yeah. We can hide in there.
- But we have no key. / - You fool.
I prepared for this.
I brought the key to the bunker.
- Good. / - With the key...
We can go in.
Yes, sir.
Here...
Why are there so many keys?
We're going to die.
Hold on...
We can try one at a time.
We're going to live.
One at a time...
It has a passcode.
This...
- We're going to die. / - No!
- You don't know the passcode? / - Come on!
Save me!
Who are you?
I was captured by the enemy and I escaped.
What a relief.
It's over for us.
We're supposed to bomb the enemy in 2 weeks
but it'll be too late by then.
If only we could do it earlier.
Leave that to me.
How?
- This will give your skin elasticity. / - What?
It's this lifting cream.
Leave your saggy wrinkles to this.
During the holidays...
- My sister-in-law wasn't helping. / - Really?
"Sister-in-law, give us a hand." But actually...
It was my mother-in-law that was wearing this.
Really?
For real?
- This really works? / - But...
This doesn't just lift your skin.
If you need money, just put this on
before going to the bank.
- You'll get up to $50,000. / - Really?
Keep this in mind.
Don't put this on around your mouth at night.
You'll crave a late night snack and become like me.
Let me put some on.
That's good.
What's wrong?
My neck hurts.
Geez!
We're not buying.
When you come back to the barracks
as a private
I hope you take the choco pie you were saving...
- To eat in the bathroom... / - Sounds good...
But when you open it
you drop it in the toilet.
- My pie! / - I was saving that!
- My pie! / - I'm sorry. I must be very tired.
Let's not fight. Let's attack them first!
There is no way!
If we can destroy their barricade we can
but there is no way!
Leave that to me.
How?
This will sober you up.
This hangover drink.
It's not just good for getting you sober.
You know those gross lovey dovey couples
you hate seeing?
Just throw a drop of this one them
and they'll start hitting each other...
- And they'll break up. / - What?
Religious people shouldn't drink this though.
- Why not? / - It'll destroy your beliefs.
But...
How do I look today?
What the... You look terrible.
I put some of this on me.
Geez... Hold on...
I forgot.
There's a way we can end this war.
Our special forces agent will camouflage himself,
infiltrate the enemy base underwater and save us.
Great.
Agent, are you ready?
Yes!
Good! Now go!
Attack!
Underwater infiltration!
This is underwater infiltration?
- Can you do it? / - He's a walrus.
- We're doomed! / - Everyone has gone crazy!
(Chicken High School)
Welcome, new students of Chicken High School!
I'm the smartest one here.
I'm Teacher Ticktock.
Let's start...
- Hey! / - Yes?
How messy. Why are there boxes?
- Get rid of them! / - Okay.
What a mess...
- Hey! / - Yes?
I told you to take the boxes out!
I'm sorry.
How frustrating...
Huh?
What are you guys doing?
Body splitting magic!
Body splitting magic?
How does it work?
Here.
His head came off!
His head...
Where's his head?
What about his body?
That came off too!
Hold it...
Your twin brother's in here, right?
I'm right here.
Then who is this?
- A kid from the other class. / - Hello.
Be quiet, chickens!
Yes, yes, yes!
You startled me!
- Cool, right? / - Have a seat.
Let's start class.
The first class is English.
This is how you spell woman.
Then what do you call a pretty woman?
Wow.
Good job!
The next class is ethics.
What's the first thing you do after a wedding?
Regret.
Good job!
The next class is social studies.
Which of our presidents
had the highest approval rating?
Pororo?
Good job!
The next class is PE!
PE!
We'll use the trampoline today
and practice tumbling.
Teacher Ticktock!
Principal.
What were you doing?
We were practicing tumbling.
I'd like to join you.
Okay. Principal, try tumbling.
- Okay. / - Make sure you catch him.
Okay.
Here I go.
Go!
What are you doing?
Pro wrestling!
Principal.
What's wrong?
Is this "Let's Go! Dream Team?"
Be quiet, chickens!
Yes, yes, yes!
We'll use the trampoline today
and practice tumbling.
- Teacher Ticktock! / - Yes?
What were you doing?
- Why are you angry? / - I'm not.
- We were practicing tumbling. / - Let me join you.
I'll catch and you jump.
I'll hold you.
- Okay. / - Ask me what I'm doing when he jumps.
Okay, okay.
Go!
Principal, what are you doing?
Pro wrestling!
Principal.
What are you doing?
Say it! Yes or no!
Let's end Chicken High School.
Say it! Yes or no!
- Be quiet, chickens! / - Say it! Yes or no!
Yes, yes, yes!
Let's continue with class.
Teacher Ticktock. Teacher Ticktock.
Vice principal.
Yes, I'm the vice principal Half-and-half Chicken.
I brought a recreation teacher for the
students that are tired from studying.
- Great. / - Where is the recreation teacher?
Hello, I'm the recreation teacher Bansun.
- Are you ready to have fun? / - Yes!
Let's play the 3, 6, 9 game starting from the end. Go!
1... 2... 3...
- You get punished. / - You lose.
Punishment hits!
We'll start with him.
- 1. / - 2.
You lose!
Punishment hits!
Teacher Ticktock!
Why did you use your elbow?
I'm sorry.
Is there another game?
- Mouth-to-mouth paper moving game. / - Okay!
- This should be fun. / - Here.
Hurry! Hurry!
Teacher Ticktock!
Why did you have to suck on my lips?
I wanted to do it the right way.
- Is there a different game? / - The boys love this.
- Chicken fight! / - Okay! Here I go!
You can't beat one person?
Move it!
- Vice principal... / - Teacher Ticktock!
Let's battle it out man to man!
Be quiet, chicken!
Yes, yes, yes.
We'll use the trampoline today
and practice tumbling!
Teacher Ticktock!
- What's that sound? / - What's that?
- What the... / - Teacher Ticktock!
Wow!
It's Choi Hongman!
I'm Choi Hongman!
Choi Hongman!
- Bring it on! / - Fight you?
Yeah!
That didn't hurt at all!
- That didn't hurt? / - That's right!
- It didn't hurt at all! / - Harder.
Hey!
That hurts!
That really hurts!
- Come on... / - Hey.
- What? / - You...
You called me here to make me do this?
Daehui...
I put you in this skit since you're not in one.
I do too have a skit!
From now on I'm the...
- Principal of Chicken High School. / - What?
Good-bye, Junho!
End of class! Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Yes, yes, yes!